the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT
IT’S NOT EVEN A VIDEO HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK
boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces
If you’re not gonna eat her pussy might as well help her paint her nails and talk about boys with her since you wanna act like a bitch.
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao
thats terrible u should try a chair
how to seduce me:
- deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me